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compassionate Christian Seniors


You gotta love compassionate Christian Seniors

 

  A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when

 

she was startled by an intruder.

 

  She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled:

 

'Stop! Acts 2:38 !

 

(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may beforgiven.)

 

  The burglar stopped in his tracks.

 

  The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

 

  As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 

 

'Why did you just stand there?

 

  All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.'

 

  'Scripture?' replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"

 

 

 

 

  Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember:

 

  Knowing scripture may save your life - in more ways than one.

 

 

 

 



-- Edited by Lefty on Friday 1st of December 2017 06:29:47 PM

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I guess we can bend the rules for a religious post in this case!

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