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......creative Kijiji ad - writer trying to sell a 1990 Lincoln Mark VII


https://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars/calgary/1990-lincoln-mark-vii/1318595560?utm_source=com.android.mms&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttonsVIP&utm_content=app_android

Are you looking for a car that has all the fox body Mustang goodies under the hood with none of that trailer park fox body Mustang stigma? Are you looking for a car that will make you feel like a respected regional manager for RadioShack from an era when RadioShack had relevance beyond blank stares, apathy, and abnormally pricey double A batteries? Do you have champagne taste on a beer budget? Well if you answered yes to any of these questions, sell your Blockbuster stocks, and rifle through the cushions of your rich corinthian leather couch until you find $4000 because this deal wont last! Featured here is a mint example of a car most of us forgot even existed: A 1990 Lincoln Continental Mark VII Lsc What does LSC trim have to offer? It stands for Sport Luxury Coupe. Like we previously mentioned, its essentially a Ford Mustang in a prom dress, offering far more luxury features in conjunction with a high performance 302 c.i. V8 Well, in fairness, we use the term high performance very loosely since it was a car conceived towards the end of the automotive performance dark ages. With 27 years under its belt and only 198,000 Km on the odometer, this car has witnessed the major corporate demises of everything from Amoco to Zenith, but still looks as good as it did when MTV and HIV were still in their early years. While the exterior exhibits vanilla styling akin to a quarterly spreadsheet budget, the interior comfort is where this barge truly shines. Almost everything is checked off on this cars option sheet which is longer than a Leonard Cohen song. Opening the door will reveal acres of gray leather enveloped around a copious amount of power features. It has all the garden variety power features that youd expect in a car of this class like power locks and windows, but it also has power mirrors, and surprisingly comfortable Power bucket seats that have adjustable bolsters and lumbar support that catapult this car in to a league of its own in an era where most bucket seats had the comfort of a rain soaked deck chair. They are seats that are guaranteed to make you fall asleep at the wheel, so earmark your phonebook for a good ambulance chaser! Because 1980s computers were so advanced, and Skynets enslaving of mankind was just on the horizon, similar bleep bloop technology worked its way in to cars like this ! Another oddball option this car includes is the Auto lock feature which will automatically lock the doors behind you when you exit the vehicle. This agitating ingredient of rage will guarantee a scenario where your keys will get locked inside of the car in the middle of February, and youll have to drink your own urine, and seek refuge in the stomach of a dead moose until the locksmith arrives. But if you keep your keys attached to you like idiot mittens, than you should be just fine. All these feautures and many more are available in this car, so dont wait! What was once the pinnacle of class in the 1980s has since become a car with a value that has plummeted like the stock of Enron but fortunately for you, that means you can obtain a beer budget luxury performance vehicle! If youre looking for a boisterous car that can roast the tires on command without spilling fine bourbon all over your suede yacht club jacket, than this Lincoln could be yours for the low low price of $4000 obo

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Certainly better than those ads with no pictures, no price, and "call for details"...

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I feel like I'm watching the movie "Roxanne" with the very articulate C. D. Bales, played by Steve Martin.

 

I give top marks for originality to the author of the Kijiji ad.



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Certainly better than " in super condition for being xx years old "

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waste of words .   its still a old non GM 



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Johnnee D wrote:

Nice car......





Seriously? Man, that Ford has ruined your chance at being a clear thinker.



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Who has the time to read all that. Way too long winded.



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