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Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car, started it up, and drove away.

After a couple of minutes, an old man's face appeared in the passenger window and he tapped lightly on the glass.

The passenger screamed, Look at he window. Theres an old ghost there!

The driver sped up, but the old mans face stayed in the window. The passenger rolled his window down part way and, scared out of his wits, said, What do you want?

The old man softly replied, You got a cigarette?

The passenger handed the old man a cigarette and yelled, Step on it, to the driver, rolling up the window in terror.

A few minutes later they calmed down and started laughing again. The driver said, I dont know what happened, but dont worry; were doing 80 now.



All of a sudden there was a light tapping on the window and the old man reappeared. There he is again, the passenger yelled.



He rolled down the window and shakily said, Yes?



You got a light? the old man quietly asked.



The passenger threw a lighter out the window saying, Step on it!



They were driving about 100 miles an hour, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there came some more tapping.



Oh my God! Hes back!

The passenger rolled down the window and screamed in stark terror, WHAT NOW?




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funny!!!   you got me!

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