> 25 Signs Showing U Might B Canadian

>

> 1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".

> 2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just

> dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."
3. You eat chocolate bars,

> not candy bars.
4. You drink Pop, not Soda.

> 5. You know what a Mickey and 2x4 mean

> 6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go

> for

> your holidays, with good cigars.

> 7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

> 8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

> 9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

> 10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical

> group.

> 11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions

> Canada.

> 12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion

> & more, are Canadians.

> 13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

> 14. You know what a touque is.

> 15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

> 16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always

> pronounced "Zed".

> 17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages,but

> requires

> 6 pages for hockey

> 18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still

> winter, and roadwork.

> 19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

> 20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

> 21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".

> 22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in

> Canada'.

> 23. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

> 24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more

> polite

> than,"Huh?"

> 25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of

> your

> Canadian friends!!!! and then you send them to your American friends

> just to confuse them...further.