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67rag396

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Date: Jan 10, 2009

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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend the money on parts for your car instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played with a car in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?!!" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?" I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, cars, and sex. __________________ 1967 Parisienne 2+2 1967 Grande Parisienne 1967 Laurentian 1967 Strato Chief Remember, "The Government" only has money confiscated from us.

seventy2plus2

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Date: Jan 10, 2009

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good one!!!!! __________________ 70 2+2 convertible 70 2+2 hardtop 70 Parisienne hardtop

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57poncho

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Date: Jan 10, 2009

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That's pretty funny __________________ 1957 Pathfinder deluxe 4 door wagon 1961 Pontiac Parisienne bubble top Traded for a Harley sorry guys. 2007 Grand Prix Gxp 2009 Pontiac Montana SV6 Winnipeg MB

427carl

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ain't it the truth.... __________________

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