Sickness Quotient: 93%
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 93% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights
You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions.

* Job Performance & Attitude
You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.

* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Practice makes perfect.", but since nobody's perfect you might as well stop wasting your time.