A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. A woman says: "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says: "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says: "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
She says: "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first, she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says: "That'll be $34.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks: "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies: "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the duck call is $11.00 and the bear repellent is $3.50."
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1966 Strato Chief 2 door, 427 4 speed, 45,000 original miles
1966 Grande Parisienne, 396 1 of 23 factory air cars (now converted to a "factory" 4 speed)
I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw the other night. He had just hypnotised seven men and then he dropped the big cordless mike on his foot. He yelled OW! F_____ ME! What happened after that will haunt me for the rest of my days.
OK delete it if you must but i was laughing so hard when I read this the other day i my wife wanted to know (hopefully I suppose) if I was havng a heart attack.
I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw the other night. He had just hypnotised seven men and then he dropped the big cordless mike on his foot. He yelled OW! F_____ ME! What happened after that will haunt me for the rest of my days.
OK delete it if you must but i was laughing so hard when I read this the other day i my wife wanted to know (hopefully I suppose) if I was havng a heart attack.
1960 Pontiac Strato Chief Safari 1960 Laurentian Safari 1960 Laurentian 4door(scrapped) 2001 Grand Am Traded on a '96 Suburban 2WD 2002 Hyundai Accent(SOLD) 1968 Grand Parisienne Scrapped and SOLD
