Okay Todd, here's one.  The boss picked up a brand new Cadillac Coach back in 2009 with no prior history of paranormal activity-- which doesn't mean squat in the funeral business because it can be as spooky or as scientifically accountable as you choose to make it.  (I have never seen or felt a ghost but my colleagues say it's because I'm too distracted and won't look for one.)  Anyway, our mischievous hearse has a habit of not releasing its back door for no other reason other than I think to embarrass the hearse driver.  This happened to me twice but the best had to be outside of St. Michael's Cathedral.  Huge show with three hundred inside, 12 pallbearers, huge oak casket with the impressive one and a half inch plank, two priests, two assistants and a bevy of altar boys.  My only job that day was to open the back door and steer the casket into place.  As the cathedral doors opened and the casket began its final approach I discovered to my horror that the door wouldn't open...the emergency latch would not respond and while the key would turn, the lock button inside would snap down as if someone was pushing on it.  What to do?  I'm a Lutheran standing outside a Catholic cathedral so no amount of Hail Mary's is gonna help me.  So with the casket a mere thirty feet away and the whole world watching I went against type and said under my breath:  "Okay.  I get it.  You exist.  There's life in the hereafter.  Now open the  f***'in door!"  And presto.  It worked. And it's worked every time thereafter for me and my colleagues.

Boo!

-- Edited by JetFan on Tuesday 5th of October 2010 12:00:05 PM