My 1 day employment So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
LOL!!! ...what a great line! I spent sum time in Camden Arkansas once. You'd be blown away to see the people in WalMart down there! ...makes for good comedy
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"you can't burn out, if your not on fire" -Jim Morrison
A few summers ago I saw coming out of Walmart these two ugly fat chicks in spandex arguing and fighting over a boyfriend. A scene right out of the Jerry Springer Show. Only at Walmart. There should be a weight retriction on spandex.
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A few summers ago I saw coming out of Walmart these two ugly fat chicks in spandex arguing and fighting over a boyfriend. A scene right out of the Jerry Springer Show. Only at Walmart. There should be a weight retriction on spandex.
I spent sum time in Camden Arkansas once. You'd be blown away to see the people in WalMart down there! ...makes for good comedy 
