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crazyj


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The Winter Boots

(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this)


Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her reception class pupils put on his boots?

He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.
By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.' She looked, and sure enough, they were.
It wasn't any easier pullin the boots off than it was putting them on.


She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the correct feet.
He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'

She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, '
Why didn't you say so? ' like she wanted  to.


Once again she struggled to help him pull  the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.
No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, 'They're my brother's boots.
My Mum made me wear 'em.'


Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked,
'Now, where are your mittens?'

He said, '
I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'

She will be eligible for parole in three years.

 



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That is too funny, After having two children I can say it probably happened just like that someplace.

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Thats funny, sounds like my grandkids.smile.gif

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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values.
Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'
Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'
_____________________________________

A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did myIntelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'
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'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,'
'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and
Then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'
__________________________________________

A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'
'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'
___________________________________________

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you..'
The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'
___________________________________________

Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2.. There are no dental records.
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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll
Take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?'
The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'
'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder

of Juan Gonzalez.
'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.
'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?'
'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'
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Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.'
Joe: 'Really?'
Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell.'
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A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.
'I'm O. K. But I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in
Surgery,' he answered.
'What did he say,' asked the nurse.
'Oops!'
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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.
'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.'
He's still in intensive care.
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The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance...
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's
There.'






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These are the top 16 bumper stickers.

Jesus loves you .. but everyone

else thinks you are an ass

Impotence ... Nature's way of saying

"No hard feelings."

The proctologist called ... they found your head

Everyone has a photographic memory
... some just don't have any film.

Save your breath .. You'll need it to inflate your date.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Guys ... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one

Some people just don't know how to drive ...
I call these people "Everybody But Me."

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

If you can read this..I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander..It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Hang up and drive!!



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Now those are FUNNY.

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