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TODAY'S FUNNY



A well known Doctor was giving a speech to a large crowd.

Listening in awe, the speech went . . .

"The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High trans-fat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the 
germs in our drinking water. But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or will eat it.

Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."



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You know, I rented a tux for my wedding eleven years ago... I am still paying for it.

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There are 3 rings in life, the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

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