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I got a chuckle out of this one.

 

1968 Ford Mustang Coupe

   
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Date Listed14-Apr-11
Price$10,000.00
AddressROCKCLIFFE, ON K1M 0B9, Canada 
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MakeFord
ModelMustang
Year1968
Kilometers150000
Body TypeCoupe (2 door)
TransmissionManual
   
OK, let me start off by saying this Mustang is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Mustang would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.

It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Bed Bath and Beyond. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. This car has been to hell and back, twice, and has the scars to prove it. So if you can't handle being seen behind the wheel of this biblical, fire breathing, dragon slaying, nazi killing hero because it has a few purple hearts, move on.

This wagon was engineered by 3rd degree ninja pirate super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what On Star is). 

No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 200 HP engine to outrun the cops and a 3 speed transmission so you know grandma wont be taking off with it when your not looking. It's saved my bacon more than once. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself.

My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $10000 but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $5000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

There's only 150 000 km's on this rear-wheel drive hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then reply to this ad. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my lady, but leave a message and I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.

God bless

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So did I, Thanks! I like him already, and a Cash fan too! I get a little machismo boost when I drive mine too....but this is over the top!

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Funny,  I've always thought of a mustang as a ladies car.



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beaumontguru wrote:

Funny,  I've always thought of a mustang as a ladies car.

 

 Same here!



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If it was a 428 4 speed fastback with some rust and dents, faded out paint, maybe.... just maybe it might be kickass. It looks like a nancyboy cruise nite lawyer's car.

Great ad, wrong car.


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mike667 wrote:
beaumontguru wrote:

Funny,  I've always thought of a mustang as a ladies car.

 

 Same here!

Hmmm ... my second wife had a 68 Mustang (until it got totalled by a guy running a red light). My current wife has a Mustang. More data to add to the conclusion, eh?

The ad's prose is mostly enjoyable, but to claim 200 HP is "fire breathing" means the guy does not know what a REAL killer car is.

Dave 

 



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Target market for early Mustangs was as a second car for housewives. Check out their early ads.

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This add is "word for word" of a Suburu wagon, from the Barrie area, on KIJIJI even says "WAGON" in add. Talk show AM 640 had a bit on it last week!!!!  Guy just copyed the add for the Mustang



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dualquadpete wrote:

This add is "word for word" of a Suburu wagon, from the Barrie area, on KIJIJI even says "WAGON" in add. Talk show AM 640 had a bit on it last week!!!!  Guy just copyed the add for the Mustang

 Yeah, I've seen this ad used before as well.  I can't remember what car it was for though.

  Give points for whomever created it though, enjoyable read....LOL

 



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iam not cool enough for such a mancho car....Halarious ad though

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The only 6 banger that is described in that manner, would be for me the 87 GNX.

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