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4SPEED427


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Mrs. Sarah C. Robert
Wed 2020-04-15 12:01 PM
 
 
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crime Division

Attention!

Series of meetings has been held the past 2 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $ 7,500,000.00 due Past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who has taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and elimination delay in the receipt.

The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation has passed a ruling to the president of United States His Excellency President Donald Trump to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations Who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery / Gambling, Inheritance and the likes.

Now an arrangement has been made which indicate that you will be paid by ATM card or BANK TRANSFER.

Because we have signed a contract with FedEx which should expire by april 29th 2020, you will only need to pay $ 450 instead of $ 750 saving you $ 300 if you pay before april 29th 2020.

Note: Everything has been taken care of by the United States Government, The United Nation and the FBI, including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you need to pay is $ 450.

To have the release of your fund valued at $ 7,500,000.00 you are advised to contact our correspondent delivery officer Mr. John Williams with the information below.

Mr. John Williams


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Yours sincerely,

Mrs. Sarah C. Robert


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Wow, I thought I was the only one receiving so-called payment from one such fictitious agency or another. Usually for me it is "The United Nations Compensation Fund" weirdface.gif .  My notice usually starts off with "Dear          ", like they don't even know my name but they are casually handing over 7.5 million to me (on a bank card!). What's the daily withdraw limit, $200? Dare I say it is like the "Polish lottery * " where you win a million dollars, payable $1 per year for a million years. wink

 

I especially love reading the outrageous stories behind them, all written in poor grammar, with absurd detail contained in the back-story. They also love to throw around official titles & links to legitimate stories (like they almost sense our doubt) and feel the need to substantiate what they are spinning. I often keep the funny ones in text format before flushing them from my spam filter.

 

* I have nothing against Polish people and I debated whether I should have mentioned it.

 

So Carl, where are you going to spend all your pennies from heaven? 



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First I have to come up with the $450 to send to them so they can send me my windfall..... then I guess I'll decide how to spend it!

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The people sending this crap must think everyone is like them "COMPLETE IDIOTS. Wouldn't it be nice to literally" get your hands on them"? Preferably around their throat!

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https://www.419scam.org/emails/2017-06/30/00539734.40.htm



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ARCADIAN wrote:

The people sending this crap must think everyone is like them "COMPLETE IDIOTS. Wouldn't it be nice to literally" get your hands on them"? Preferably around their throat!

 Well, I heard from an Italian tour guide that, in his words, "the mother of stupidity is always pregnant".



-- Edited by CdnGMfan on Wednesday 15th of April 2020 04:55:11 PM

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CdnGMfan wrote:

 Well, I heard from an Italian tour guide that, in his words, "the mother of stupidity is always pregnant".

 Good one! 



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Pontiacanada wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kwh3R0YjuQ

 Monty Python. Ha! 



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A guy at work fell for the CRA (Canada Revenue Agency) call in early March. He'd never heard of the scam, and gave them his full name, street address, and Social Insurance Number. Unbelievable.

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There's no end to this stuff. I feel for the people who get ripped off.

I must be in  the right demographic for scams because I get these calls all the time, sometimes several times in a period of days from the same outfit. Usually I just hang up. But if they continue to come back I finally tell them to what to do. After that I never hear from them again. 



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We also have gotten pre-recorded scam calls lately. There was something about an Amazon purchase that did not go through and it will be cancelled unless I deal with it on the phone, one of these "press 1 for an agent" calls .

Another call came through saying there was an arrest warrant out for me, although they failed to say who the warrant was for confuse  lmao.gif  O.K. then, please press "1" to speak with an officer. Um, unless I'm on the news and there are public orders to "give myself up", I would think it is customary for police to show up in person, not to call so that I can pack my bags & run away. At least I think that is how criminals work, I wouldn't know.

A neighbor asked me if I thought a call that he got from the CRA was fake. He told me they yelled at him and threatened him. I told him to relax and be glad he didn't give any info.

When the fake CRA called me  one time, I yelled at them to "F  OFF!". Sue me. I'm still waiting for the letter from them for a year now. Fake.



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