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RE: Joke of the Day


from The Simpsons:

Sea Captain in the bar and the bartender asks what caused him to get the hook. Sea Captain says AAAR a shark bit me hand off.

Bartender asks how he got the eye patch. Sea Captain says AAAR first day with the hook........no

AAAR



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AAR!

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Always makes me laugh

 



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Love this technique, I've never seen this done until just now on a video.

 



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that is good!

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Gotta love a great pun or two!

>>> Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
>>> She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I miss her still.
>>> What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
>>> Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.
>>> Just so everyone is clear, Im going to put my glasses on.
>>> A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.
>>> I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
>>> Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.
>>> How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
>>> I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.
>>> My friends and I have named our band Duvet. Its a cover band.
>>> I lost my girlfriends audiobook, and now Ill never hear the end of it.
>>> Why is dark spelled with a k and not c? Because you cant "c" in the dark.
>>> Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.
>>> When I told my contractor I didnt want carpeted steps, they gave me a blank stare.
>>> Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, Oh no, not U2 again.
>>> Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a persons walk, and the result was staggering.
>>> Im trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
>>> I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I wont lie, it was a rocky road.
>>> What do you say to comfort a friend whos struggling with grammar? There, their, theyre.
>>> I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, Aisle B, back.
>>> What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? Suture self.
>>> Ive started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. Its all about raisin awareness.



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Those were very good, sent them to my daughters with instructions to explain them to the grandkids, ages 9-13.

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Saw this today... very fitting..

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