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Ive had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes
Save this: I'm tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning )
2 cups flour, 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, 4 tsp lemon juice, 4 large eggs, 1/4 cup nuts, 1 bottle tequila, 2 cups dried fruit.
Sample a cup of tequila to check quality
Take a large bowl, check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver
Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.....

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This just screams "Canada". I love it!

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Great post Carl.....LOL

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 If you haven't been there and done that, raise your hand!



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