farmer goes to the dealership for a new car, when he sees the bill he was flabbergasted at the inflated price of all the add ons. When the salesman came to the farmers house a few months later to buy a cow for slaughter, the farmer happily obliged and handed the salesman the bill; basic cow $250, leather exterior $75, dual horns $25, extra stomach $35, automatic fly swatter $50, four on the floor $75