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Joke of The Day


         From my financial advisor.

                          What's the difference between a divorce and a bear market ?
 With a bear market you loose half of everything but get to keep the wife!biggrinbiggrin
                

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haha.
I got this sent to me. Hows this one.

When a man 20 attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying, that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.



-- Edited by mike667 at 10:53, 2009-02-27

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that is so funny! i laughed and gagged at the same time thinking aobut it!

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