Thought I'd celerbrate with a joke:::: Hope it don't offend anyone,If it does....Maybe your in the wrong COUNTRY!!!!
KEN
> *Troopsin Afghanistan prove yet again they have retained > their sense of humor. One of them sent this:* > > * "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."* > > 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral > objection to liquor. > > 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket > launcher, but you can't afford shoes. > > 3. You have more wives than teeth. > > 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider > bacon "unclean." > > 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and > suicide. > > 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared > Jihad against. > > 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry > explosives in your clothing. > > 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses > other than setting off roadside bombs. > > 9. You have nothing against women and think every man > should own at least two.
> > 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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1960 Pontiac Strato Chief Safari 1960 Laurentian Safari 1960 Laurentian 4door(scrapped) 2001 Grand Am Traded on a '96 Suburban 2WD 2002 Hyundai Accent(SOLD) 1968 Grand Parisienne Scrapped and SOLD
Congratulations. I'm thinking sometime in August i should hit that magic number. I know trying to get there by the end of July is pushing it...or is it???
