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Melted the smirk off my neighbour's yap tonight


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My neighbour (good guy) lives about 100 yards across the road. He got a laser pointer for Christmas so he thought he'd be cute tonight and shine it in my front window.

My wife bought me the largest flashlight in the world. So large it has a 12" wide glass lens on the front and an over-the-shoulder carry strap. It weighs close to 20 pounds. This is one large mother flashlight. It puts out 20,000,000 candle power. Yeah, 20 Million.

I stepped out on the front porch in the dark and lit the entire front of his house up like an airport runway. He wasn't long running inside.

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I win.


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I have one of those Bob. Keep it on my boat for emergencies.... or when a jackass comes down the channel. They are great for putting people in there place!

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Thats to funny, I want one !!!

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Is it one of those CT Orange ones. They're wicked at the cottage. We have one about 6" in diameter and it will cross the lake...well, at least cause people to signal back at about 2 mile away. Good solid high beam into the sky on a good night from the dock.

But even a simple red dollar store lazer will toast even the biggest halogen light for distance. Your neibour don't know that though!

Best bet...get a green lazer to counter attack. But keep it low!



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Also has four multiple LEDs around the lens to serve as a room light for up to 36 hours per charge.



You can see the carry strap above the handle. That white monster to the left (above) is the beam of light. biggrin



Also serves as a portable power source for charging cell phones, running laptop computers, etc. Charges from 120V or 12V in the car.


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Thats the best I've heard in awhile--------still laughing, probably thought ufo was landing lmao

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