Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire? Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies? Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What is the common term for someone who continues to work and refuses to retire? Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? Answer: Normal
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement? Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? Answer : If you cut classes, no one can call your parents. Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work,but misses the people he used to work with? Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
Question: What do you do all week? Answer: Monday to Friday; Nothing, Saturday & Sunday I rest.
Share this one with all the retirees that you know.
I'm sure they can relate to some of them! AND, If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to.
Happiness is a voyage, not a destination, There is no better time to be happy than... NOW
WE should start a car club for retired car guys....
no work, no projects, no meetings, just stories
ahhh, I'm only 41 , but basically belong to that car club, there are 3 of us , and we call ourselves the Idlers .... no meetings , no dues,,,, no workin on cars..just lots of bench racing!
10 projects , 10 years between finishing anything...etc..etc...etc...
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later...rog
AADD supporting member !!
I'm a collector...not a builder!!Located in sunny central Saskatchewan at the lakehead!
WE should start a car club for retired car guys....
no work, no projects, no meetings, just stories
ahhh, I'm only 41 , but basically belong to that car club, there are 3 of us , and we call ourselves the Idlers .... no meetings , no dues,,,, no workin on cars..just lots of bench racing!
10 projects , 10 years between finishing anything...etc..etc...etc...
Idlers! love it I want to join can we get jackets?
Carl,,, for you ....of course.. I had 60 T-shrits made last year... I have ONE left ! only problem is , it's a EXTRA EXTRA LARGE,,,, but they shrink up nice...
IF you want it ,, PM me and I'll mail it to ya, call it a xmas present !
and of course, now a bunch of my buddies here think we should get jackets....just haven't found the rigth one yet to logo up.
I'll find a pic of the logo I sketched up... it's not a Candadian Poncho unfortunatly ...
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later...rog
AADD supporting member !!
I'm a collector...not a builder!!Located in sunny central Saskatchewan at the lakehead!
