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Funny of the day




A true story


WALKING THE DOG

A WOMAN was flying from   Melbourne to  Brisbane .

Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to  Sydney

Along the way. The flight attendant explained that

There would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted

To get off the aircraft the plane would re-board

In 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was

Blind. A man had noticed her as he walked by and

Could tell the lady was blind because her Guide

Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her

Throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before

Because the pilot approached her, and calling her by

Name, said, 'Kathy, we are in   Sydney for almost

An hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'

The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would

Like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill

When they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane

With a Guide dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.

People scattered.

They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

True story... Have a great day and remember...


 

..... THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.

A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!

 




-- Edited by crazyj on Sunday 6th of February 2011 01:33:49 PM

-- Edited by crazyj on Sunday 6th of February 2011 01:37:47 PM

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I got one for ya.

Two cannibals talking:  One says "You know, I really hate my mother-in-law.
"The other says, "Well, try the potatoes."

Is that too sick for the site?

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns...............they taste funny!  biggrin

-- Edited by Captain Beaumont on Sunday 6th of February 2011 04:04:16 PM

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BRILLIANT !!


  





Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.




One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report
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Titanic:
... cost - $29.99
Clinton:
....cost - $29.99



Titanic:
.... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton
:...... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:
..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton
:....... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:
.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton
:...... Bill is a bull**** artist.

Titanic:
.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton
:...... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:
.... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton
:...... Ditto for Monica..

Titanic:
.... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton
:...... Let's not go there.

Titanic:
..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton
:...... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:
..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton
:....... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:
.... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton
:...... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:
.... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton
:...... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
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clap.gif   Good one Carl!

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Yah the first ones were funny but Carl has the topper!

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Dave

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