Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic:... cost - $29.99 Clinton:....cost - $29.99
Titanic:.... Over 3 hours to read Clinton:...... Over 3 hours to read Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton:....... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton:...... Bill is a bull**** artist. Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton:...... Ditto for Bill. Titanic:.... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton:...... Ditto for Monica.. Titanic:.... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton:...... Let's not go there. Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery. Clinton:...... Monica' s forced to return her gifts. Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton:....... Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic:.... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton:...... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic:.... Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton:...... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.