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Teacher:    If I gave you  2 cats and another 2 cats  and another 2,  how many will you  have?

Johnny:     Seven,  Sir.

Teacher:    No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and  another 2 cats and another 2, how  many  
Will you  have?

Johnny:      Seven

Teacher:     Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you  2 apples, and another 2 apples and  
Another 2, how many will you  have?

Johnny:     Six.

Teacher:     Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2  cats and another 2, how many will  
You  have?

Johnny:      Seven!!!


A very angry  Teacher:     Where the f  *ck  do you get seven  from?!?!?

Very angry  Johnny:           Because I've already got a f *ckin' cat at  home!!!


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And I thought I had a potty mouth.laughing.gif

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aahhhh that johnys been around before.....biggrin.gif

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