Last week Rob thought he would try this E-Bay thing. Be bid $50 on a penis enlarger. > >and won....he said this was a great price . >Yesterday a parcel arrived from E-bay and he anxiously ripped open the > package. > > When he finally got it open, he found that the bastards sent him a > magnifying glass.
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1960 Pontiac Strato Chief Safari 1960 Laurentian Safari 1960 Laurentian 4door(scrapped) 2001 Grand Am Traded on a '96 Suburban 2WD 2002 Hyundai Accent(SOLD) 1968 Grand Parisienne Scrapped and SOLD
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearbycemetery. ~ A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. ~ Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. ~ Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. ~ The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?' ~ 'My wife's. ~ ''What happened to her?' ~ The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her' ~ He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?' ~ The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.' ~ A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.. ~ 'Can I borrow the dog?' ~ The man replied, 'Get in line.'
I am a crack dealer in London, ON who has a steady flow of customers from the nearby junior high school. My parents live in a suburb of Toronto and one of my sisters, who lives in Kitchener, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Hamilton.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Kingston for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Windsor and is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel.
All things considered, my main problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family.I certainly want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin, who is a Leafs fan??? Signed, Bob
-- Edited by 67Poncho on Saturday 19th of February 2011 11:01:32 PM
