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My newest painting job...


Most of you know that i am sign painter and pinstriper by trade. While I may not be a brilliant scholar, I am a gifted artist in other areas of the arts, as well. I started doing paintings to supplement my income and found that my art was well recieved. Over the number of years, my fame had grown and soon people from all over the country were coming to me for  paintings.

Last Friday, a stretch limo pulled up to my studio. A stunning young creature emerged, looked around, and gave me a smile that caused tingles where they probably shouldn't have been.

She asked me if i was DrCAS and after I stammered out some sort of affirmative reply, she proceed to ask if I would paint her in the nude. This was the first time anyone had made this request of me and it had me a bit flustered. This beautiful lady told me that money was no object. In fact, she was willing to pay up to $10,000! Holy bejeepers, that was a bundle of scooters, eh?

Not wanting to get into trouble with my redheaded wife  (the one with the real red hair... no dimestore phony painted on job) I asked the lady to wait while I went in the house and conferred with my missus. Hey, it was the smart thing to do, donchaknow...

After a few minutes I came back out and told the lady, "It would be my pleasure to paint your portrait, ma'am. The wife says it's okay with her if i paint you in the nude, but I have to leave my socks on, if it is OK with you, so I have a place to wipe my brushes..."



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 Interesting.............

 I guess I'll ask first.........pictures?????

 



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You know... My Daddy always told me to be careful what you wish or ask for because you just might get it...

I think that lesson applies here...

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DrCAS wrote:

Most of you know that i am sign painter and pinstriper by trade. While I may not be a brilliant scholar, I am a gifted artist in other areas of the arts, as well. I started doing paintings to supplement my income and found that my art was well recieved. Over the number of years, my fame had grown and soon people from all over the country were coming to me for  paintings.

Last Friday, a stretch limo pulled up to my studio. A stunning young creature emerged, looked around, and gave me a smile that caused tingles where they probably shouldn't have been.

She asked me if i was DrCAS and after I stammered out some sort of affirmative reply, she proceed to ask if I would paint her in the nude. This was the first time anyone had made this request of me and it had me a bit flustered. This beautiful lady told me that money was no object. In fact, she was willing to pay up to $10,000! Holy bejeepers, that was a bundle of scooters, eh?

Not wanting to get into trouble with my redheaded wife  (the one with the real red hair... no dimestore phony painted on job) I asked the lady to wait while I went in the house and conferred with my missus. Hey, it was the smart thing to do, donchaknow...

After a few minutes I came back out and told the lady, "It would be my pleasure to paint your portrait, ma'am. The wife says it's okay with her if i paint you in the nude, but I have to leave my socks on, if it is OK with you, so I have a place to wipe my brushes..."


 Ha ha ....thats funny.........so how much paint did you get on your socks??? 

 



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SD 396 wrote:

 Interesting.............

 I guess I'll ask first.........pictures?????

 


 Do you really want to see pictures??? shocked.gif

 



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Well... congrats on your fame making it's way to you in such glorious ways. I'm sure it will be Hard.. to keep your composure throughout the procedure.. but I'm sure you'll "git er dun"..

thanks for sharing the news... I think... LOL



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Please "spare" us the picture of you in your socks!!!!  Might have a "heart-A- stroke at that sight!!!!!!!!!



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good stuff!! Ive done about 10-15 nude drawings and charcoal pictures and its still a little weird everytime!! I havent done it in years and I hope within the next couple of years I can get back to art, i miss it. Do you have a website that shows your work?

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Okay, you guys do realize that this was a joke...



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LOL!!!!!



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Too funny.........got any bridges for sale, now's your chance to get rid of them quick, lol.....

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Got a partial.....

 

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DrCAS wrote:

Okay, you guys do realize that this was a joke...


 I was wonderering when you'd jump in!!! After a few replys, I realized that some members thought you were serious & didn't get the "PUNCH" line!!!!!!

 



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haha, i just read it again,nice! Do you have pics of your work? I went to school for graphic design but when it went all computer on me I just lost interest, im more of a hand on kind of guy.

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