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crazyj


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A man walking alone is stopped by police at around 3 a.m.


The policeman asked, "Where are you going at this time of night?"

"I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and its effects on the human body."

The officer then asks, "Really? And who would be giving such a lecture at this time of night?"

The man replied, "MY WIFE!"



-- Edited by crazyj on Tuesday 10th of May 2011 10:06:08 AM

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sixtywagon


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A rather inebriated guy walks into a bar and tell's the barkeep

""Give me a bin Laden".



The bartender says

" A bin Laden??

What the hell is in it?





The drunk replies

" two shots and a splash of salt water".



-- Edited by sixtywagon on Tuesday 10th of May 2011 09:42:16 PM



-- Edited by sixtywagon on Tuesday 10th of May 2011 09:42:48 PM

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