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EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER



EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER

Number 8

Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 7

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 6

Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.


Number 5

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years


Number 4

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.


Number 3

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


And The Number 1 Thought


Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.


- - - and as someone recently said to me:

"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."



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#9, everyone dies, not everyone lives....

thanks for posting...had to laugh

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MorePower wrote:

#9, everyone dies, not everyone lives....

thanks for posting...had to laugh


 Hang in there.



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#10 love is grand devorse 900 grand :)

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