Or worse yet, like my nephew did when he was about 4 years old. His mom got up one morning because she heard him in the kitchen. When she got there, he was standing at the stove completely naked. Not awful I guess, but he had a chair pulled up to the stove and he was standing on the chair frying himself an egg. She said he was leaning over the stove to cook the egg and it was very close to him having a fried weiner with his egg...
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1966 Strato Chief 2 door, 427 4 speed, 45,000 original miles
1966 Grande Parisienne, 396 1 of 23 factory air cars (now converted to a "factory" 4 speed)