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 we were two weeks up to -52 Celsius windchill.. I believe -41°C was the coldest. Furnace didnt stop.



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A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
 
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
 
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes.
The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.
 
But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...no
 
 


 



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A Port Elgin couple decided to go to Florida to thaw
out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to
stay at the same hotel where they spent their
honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic
schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel
schedules. So, the husband left Port Elgin and flew to
Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the
following day. The husband checked into the hotel.
There was a computer in his room so he decided to send
an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left
out one letter in her e-mail address and, without
realizing his error, sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a
minister who was called home to glory following a heart
attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting
messages from relatives and friends. After reading the
first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's
son rushed into the room, found his mother on the
floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've Arrived

Date: January 22, 2024

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails
to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been
checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for
your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you
then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!



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I showed your joke to my wife and she broke into uncontrolable laughter.I have never seen her laugh so hard.

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I can relate!

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 Groan................!!!



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 LOL, tough to argue he's wrong!



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Just change Congress to sitting members of Parliament........no

 

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ABC123...... LOL. I remember that stuff.

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