"Norman needed a blood transfusion, but his blood type was not on record, so the doctors asked me if I knew what it was. They urgently needed to know, to save Norman's life.
Tragically, I had never known his blood type, so I only had time to sit and say goodbye. I'll never forget how supportive my Norman was.
Even as he was fading away, he kept on whispering to me, "Be positive, be positive!" That was my Norman! Always thinking of others."
4SPEED427 said
January 8th
bjburnout wrote:
A wife's eulogy at her husband's funeral:
"Norman needed a blood transfusion, but his blood type was not on record, so the doctors asked me if I knew what it was. They urgently needed to know, to save Norman's life.
Tragically, I had never known his blood type, so I only had time to sit and say goodbye. I'll never forget how supportive my Norman was.
Even as he was fading away, he kept on whispering to me, "Be positive, be positive!" That was my Norman! Always thinking of others."
I was at a department store Sunday past picking up a few things. The lady looked at me and asked me while I was waiting at the checkout if I was paying my credit card and I said yes. She said you can use this self check out. I said absolutely not. Lol
Yes. I am NOT a body and paint guy.. LOL
No joke. Seriously! Hahaha
A wife's eulogy at her husband's funeral:
"Norman needed a blood transfusion, but his blood type was not on record, so the doctors
asked me if I knew what it was.
They urgently needed to know, to save Norman's life.
Tragically, I had never known his blood type, so
I only had time to sit and say goodbye. I'll never forget how
supportive my Norman was.
Even as he was fading away, he kept on whispering to me,
"Be positive, be positive!" That was my Norman!
Always thinking of others."
LOL, that Norman was a great guy!
These are all available on Amazon (8x12 metal).........
That one took a while but enlarging it exposed the problem. Spark plug left on battery.
We'll just let this be our little secret ok?
I was at a department store Sunday past picking up a few things. The lady looked at me and asked me while I was waiting at the checkout if I was paying my credit card and I said yes. She said you can use this self check out. I said absolutely not. Lol
Man! Truest meme ever! I have a crazy amount of no shows.
Andrea Martin, what a talent!
-- Edited by 4SPEED427 on Wednesday 17th of January 2024 12:19:57 AM
An old one but still makes me laugh...........
Dads know haha
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