A Port Elgin couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Port Elgin and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address and, without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: January 22, 2024
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!
canam said
January 23rd
I showed your joke to my wife and she broke into uncontrolable laughter.I have never seen her laugh so hard.
we were two weeks up to -52 Celsius windchill.. I believe -41°C was the coldest. Furnace didnt stop.
DON'T mess with Old Men, we didn't get old by being, STUPID
A Port Elgin couple decided to go to Florida to thaw
out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to
stay at the same hotel where they spent their
honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic
schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel
schedules. So, the husband left Port Elgin and flew to
Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the
following day. The husband checked into the hotel.
There was a computer in his room so he decided to send
an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left
out one letter in her e-mail address and, without
realizing his error, sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a
minister who was called home to glory following a heart
attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting
messages from relatives and friends. After reading the
first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's
son rushed into the room, found his mother on the
floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: January 22, 2024
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails
to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been
checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for
your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you
then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!
I can relate!
Coolest cat in town........
Groan................!!!
LOL, tough to argue he's wrong!
Just change Congress to sitting members of Parliament........
ABC123...... LOL. I remember that stuff.
Not sure if this was posted before.